While we’ve created a wide variety of unnecessary and stupid awards, we can’t cover every inside joke and crazy thought you might have. These cards are crated in-house, so we can offer the opportunity to create your own one-of-a-kind award ribbon card! A mean card for your beloved husband, an inside joke with your bff, some weird, mistaken turn of phrase your family won’t let you forget (like when my husband said a house with amazing views had “good looks out the back” like 6 years ago). When you place your order I’ll reach out to find out what you have in mind for your custom card, turnaround is about 1 week.

Handcrafted from a selection of printed fine papers featuring 18th & 19th century marbling and wallpaper patterns, fragments of old French or sari silk ribbons, handmade papers and a pop of glitter paper for fun; finished with, um, let’s say less fine plastic label tapes. Each card is one of a kind, the exact selection of colors and patterns never to be repeated, your ribbon is mounted on a 100lb cardstock folded card, blank inside with a heavy Kraft envelope.

Measures: 5” x 7”